Window Whisperer Pillows

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Playing Ball in front of the Church Windows.

'The only one who likes it when you're singing in the shower is our neighbour... the glazier!'

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

Computer help.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Love your feng shui!"

"Can you spare a few megabytes of your precious time?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"I think we could work very well together."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

Wind Energy

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"The toaster is sueing the sandwich maker over custody of the bread..."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

The Complete Cycle.

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

'I just don't understand what the big deal is about kiln dried lumber.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"I need a transfer from the wind tunnel departmnet please."

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

Urban spring.

Cellular Plan

'The spots are much clearer.'

Green Lamp Lighting Monument