Wall Whisperer Pillows

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'Will you guys be quiet? These walls are trying to tell me something!'

Tearing down and building walls.

Graffiti like

Urban spring.

Real speech bubble.

No Graffiti Allowed.

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Jack of all trades

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Wolf Karaoke

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

Fixing the Computer.

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Two 'superheros' show the discrepancy in toilet paper production.

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

"Love your feng shui!"

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'I can't believe she left everything to that stupid parakeet!'

'The contractor didn't do windows.'

"Let's raise it as one of our pack. That way we can be sure it grows up to be a fierce environmentalist."

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Next year we are committed to having a paperless office, and this is how we are going to do it."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'