Cereal Collector T-Shirts

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'These cornflakes have given me a sharp pain in my tum."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Cow's straw

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

true love.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Power breakfast.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

Red Wine

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'