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"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Cow's straw

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

"I go soggy in the bath."

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You get one every time you order something online."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Corn Lizard