Cereal Box Collector Pillows

"Dad, can you get one that has a toy inside?"

The Breakfast of Cheaters

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Cow's straw

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"I go soggy in the bath."

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You get one every time you order something online."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor..."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'Well, sweetie, you got a prize, Why it's a cholesterol decoder ring!'

Mans breakfast makes a 'Snap, crackle, pop' sound. He hears his dog's food making a 'Woof, growl, yelp' sound.

Moral Fruit and Fiber Cereal

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