Cereal Prize Collector Pillows

'New rules...the toy has to be big enough that a child can't choke on it, so...'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Power breakfast.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."