Cereal Appreciation Pillows

"Sorry, but the box does taste better."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Menu Dating

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"I might just get a pie."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

WHACK!

Am Awful Crammer.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cereal Tasting.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Old Spice

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Slow food restaurant

Mom bought the wrong flakes