Cereal Appreciation Pillows

"Sorry, but the box does taste better."

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Menu Dating

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Now, in contrast to the last olive oil you tasted, this one is infused with sixty-five more dollars."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"I might just get a pie."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Back in 5 minutes!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

WHACK!

Am Awful Crammer.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Old Spice

Power breakfast.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Slow food restaurant

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Our sommelier - years of experience in French urinals."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes