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'New rules...the toy has to be big enough that a child can't choke on it, so...'

"You didn't have to do that, Simon. It tells you on the box if there's a free gift inside!"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Cereal Tasting.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"