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"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Cereal Tasting.

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"I go soggy in the bath."

Devilled Eggs

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'