Cereal Champion Gifts

A Racecar Winner at Breakfast

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

Power breakfast.

Cereal Tasting.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Do you want toast with that?'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

"I go soggy in the bath."

Devilled Eggs

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.