Cereal Box Enthusiast Pillows

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Cereal Tasting.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

"I go soggy in the bath."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."