Cereal Box Enthusiast Pillows

'The newspaper strike hasn't affected you at all, has it?'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Power breakfast.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Cereal Tasting.

Gullib-Os

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Mom bought the wrong flakes

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"I'm enhancing my appreciation for the knowledge gathered by humankind."

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

"Everything bad for you has already been removed."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'It's every SNOW flake that's different, Billy - Not every CORN flake.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

1% Cereal: Now with marshmallow dollar signs.

'Vitamins A, B, C, D...Hey, Mom! - this cereal has all the recommended daily allowance of alphabet in it!'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

'This may be the only time I'll ever bring you breakfast in bed - So wake up!'

'It's the natural cereal you requested. No additives. No preservatives. No artificial color.'

"I go soggy in the bath."