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'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Cow's straw

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Silly wig.

A man taking a bow

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Teapot

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Lady in a pretty dress

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Corn Lizard

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

The vegan hunter

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'