Straw Collector Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Cow's straw

'I'm doing like you said and not drinking straight from the carton.'

Can I get two 'Shirley Temples' and 17 straws?

'Do you have a longer straw?'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

A man taking a bow

Quills - Sizes 1-9

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Teapot

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Lady in a pretty dress

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

"No, we're not buying that cereal - do you know how much sugar it contains?! Not nearly enough!"

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'I'm sorry Rex, but since getting this new stick for Christmas, I have no further need for you.'

The vegan hunter

Corn Lizard

"The applications are limitless."

'Made your point.'

"You don't like my new whistle?"

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

Ace Cryogenics (Giant toaster).

"Well I thought it was obvious I would be charging a finders fee"

'Remember, hop softly and carry a big carrot stick.'

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

"I swar if you say it's what's inside that counts I will murder you will my beak."