Pollen Collector T-Shirts

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Grace For Flies

Wildlife

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"This crucial pre-game drill keeps you focused and eliminates distractions!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

House plants

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

A man with a rake on a desert island

He loves me...

Corn Lizard

'He's so proud - We've got the best collection of weeds in the street!'

"I think we're ready for a tree."

Cafe offers corn several ways.

The Ugly Plant

Everything's coming up roses!

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"Billy? He told me he was going to help you rake leaves."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

Autumn leaves...

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

Lost: leaf.