Pollen Counters T-Shirts

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Cow Pollen

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Employee of the month...

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I got one this small.'

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"The good news is you only have an allergy. The bad news is you're allergic to pollen."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'I love the smell of spring!'

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

'Hell for Bees.'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Here's Pollen!"