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'Hell for Bees.'

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Cow Pollen

"Is it just me, or is the pollen particularly bad this year?"

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'We want to go where the Geraea canescens grow wild and we can tiptoe through the phacelia crenulata!'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

"Here's Pollen!"

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

Sniff

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

Flowers to Go

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

"...and the pollen count is 126 today..."

Achoo! Wow, the pollen count really is high this year!