Pollen Patrol T-Shirts

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Cow Pollen

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"Poppy has left the dog kennel. I repeat Poppy has left the dog kennel...Yes, yes, we have a code brown!"

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"No, I said 'sit'."

'Hell for Bees.'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

Sparrow of Prey

June: Aphid, millipedes, weevils,scab, blackleg...and other pests will be active.

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"Everybody back. . . Minefield!"

"Here's Pollen!"

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Breathing is Wheezy.

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

It's a dreadful affair, Watson. Flagrant failure to use the poopy bins.

Gardener's Calendar: Keep an eye open for pests

'You talk about a clean dog!'

"How were the first few sips?"

If his animals should stray - let him know by all means...but don't be vindictive.

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

'We got rid of one of our cars, and we hardly ever use the other five ...'

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

Poopa-Scoopa

"Oh, for goodness sake! I'll change the baby's nappy!"

"Here, clean up after yourself."

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."