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"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

'I found the termites!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Get out of my face!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Mother! How? Wait — where’s Dad?!"

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

"You'll build another bug collection in no time."

Getting Rid of the Cure

'Turn right at the Robinia pseudoacacia, pass the garden with the salvia officinalis, cross the road when you see the stranvaesia davidinia and the pub is on the left!'

The Last Days of a Hydrangea

Employee of the month...

'Okey, suit yourself but I saw the library book move.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"There's a house-plant round here somewhere."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

Is Gypsie Moth in YOUR Garden? Signs to look for...

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

A bee and a flower are in bed.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'

'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'

My first dead gnome!

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

"I think we have carpenter ants."

Midnight in the Vegetable Garden of Good and Evil.

"Not pollenaise again?"

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

Ask me about my litter!

"We're moving to a much safer neighborhood."

'Hell for Bees.'