Pollen Pursuer T-Shirts

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

"Get out of my face!"

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Employee of the month...

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Here's Pollen!"

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Hell for Bees.'

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

Flowers to Go

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

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Allergy Bully

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.