Pollen Pursuer Pillows

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'The test-results are back... I'm afraid it's quite serious: You're allergic to pollen...'

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"Get out of my face!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Employee of the month...

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

"I thought it was a breakthrough, but it was only a misplace decimal."

'Bragging at the Old Physicists' & Old Writers' Home.'

A bee and a flower are in bed.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'My hay fever is really acting up.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

'I love the smell of spring!'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

"Not pollenaise again?"

'Hell for Bees.'

"Here's Pollen!"

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

"It shouldn't happen this way. I'll have to alter the data."

'This would be a lot easier, Miss Reed, if you didn't require such pinpoint accuracy.'

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"How were the first few sips?"

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

Sniff

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

Flowers to Go

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Allergy Bully

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

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