Pollen Transporter T-Shirts

"I can carry more pollen back to the hive that way..."

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

Employee of the month...

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'It's not for speeding. It's for hauling ass.'

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Gobel Giraffe Farm

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"You're scouring!"

"Here's Pollen!"

'Hell for Bees.'

Whale transportation!

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Why's he digging up these flowers?'

"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, pollen to pollen, mold to mold..." "He was allergic to everything."

'I love the smell of spring!'

"Working late, my foot! You reek of pollen!"

'That's the worst hay fever I've ever seen.'

"If we go vegan, can we eat pollen, but not nectar or vice versa or both or neither?"

"Your patient is a well-known environmental activist? How appropriate! My car has to charge another hour."

"How were the first few sips?"

Allergy Clinic: Summertime and the Living is Wheezy.

Sniff

I've had allergies all my life. How about you, Randy? Never, little buddy. HOJ. A speck of pollen once tried to enter my left nostril but was swiftly humbled by my natural defenses. I come from a long line of Randies who were gifted with nose hairs that have the tensile strength of iron and the stopping-power of barbed wire. Word quickly spread from pollen to pollen, and now they never even dare. If Obamacare covers nose-hair transplants, would you be willing ... ?

"Then that lady next to me on the bus must be on her way to the hospital with my loose meat sandwich."

Harry! Abort! Abort! That's not a flower! Repeat...that...is...not...a...flower!

A giraffe in a truck is heading for a low bridge.

"Al's either catching a cold or practicing for spring allergies."

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.

"I can't go on, old man - it's my damned hay fever again..."

'What luck!'

Antihistamine: The other side of the pro-histamine debate.

Allergy Bully

"Don't mess with me, man - I'll make you sneeze your head clean off."