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"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

bird interprets modern art

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

Bird Torture.

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'We have three minutes left.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Feeling for shells

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Employee of the month...

When lice dream.

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"