Seed Collector Gifts

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'It must be the dead sea.'

bird interprets modern art

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Bird Torture.

Try me/try me/try me...

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'We have three minutes left.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'Hold it Billy - There are no praying mantises in school.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Feeling for shells

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'I'm not riding with her and that jar of creepy crawlers!!'

The Houseplant Cemetery.