Egg Collector Gifts

'Big deal, so you passed a kidney stone...think about what I do for a living!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You may want to consider diversifying your portfolio'

"You know, the vertical stripes do make you look thinner!"

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

"No, he's not my first. I've had dozens."

Easter Bunny in a Greyhound Race

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Well, I don't know how to check if they are fertilized! But, we need to figure it out before your parents get home!'

"I found a few shells with nothing in them."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

'I think I've spotted you problem.'

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"I even fall off the mental walls I build!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'No matter how many eggs you give me to pay off your bill the government will get half anyway."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Hen on desert island.

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

Easter Eggs.

Golden Eggs.

'We have three minutes left.'

"I guess the Easter Bunny has been affected by the egg shortage too! I only got one egg in my basket this year!"

Well, honey... the good news is, the Easter bunny does really exist!'

'By my count, Farmer Brown has stolen seven hundred and six of my unborn chicks!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Mother chicken is sad to see eggs in the grocery store.

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

At last, positive proof the chicken came before the egg.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Fresh eggs!'

Oh, yeah, I'll make sire THAT kid feels guilty the rest of his life.