Colorful Egg Collector Gifts

When the Easter Bunny uses eggs from pasture raised chickens he puts them all around the yard, otherwise he clusters them together.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Easter Bonnet

Easter Egg

Golden Eggs.

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Fresh eggs!'

'That's much better.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Henri Matisse

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'What does Easter mean to you?'

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Oh, yeah, I'll make sire THAT kid feels guilty the rest of his life.

Vaccinating the Easter Bunny

The thinker Easter egg

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

The Easter Bunny goes Camping.