Egg Collecting Gifts

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

'Small, medium or large?'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Butterflies

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'We have three minutes left.'

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

'I'm an atheist!'

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Easter Egg Delivery

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Flies up the ante!

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

Golden Eggs.

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

'Fresh eggs!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

Exploring in the countryside.

Fee Range Chickens

A bee

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'