Collecting Easter Eggs Gifts

'I always overdo it on the eggs at Easter.'

"Hey, I got a fella here who says he needs to work in April, says he's an essential business."

'It's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the egg.'

'Yippee!!! It's the Easter Bunny!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I get that reaction a lot.'

'Fresh eggs!'

Visitation Day at the Bug Jar

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

Golden Eggs.

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'That's much better.'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

A bee

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

'It's true that the flavanoids in chocolate can help reduce platelet activation and influence the balance of eicosanoids...but that is not a justification for me to prescribe you a daily dose of 'choco' mini eggs.'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"