Egg Collectors Gifts

Chicken Salesman

'I don't NEED a warrant!'

These models are starting much too young.

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Superstock'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

WHACK!

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"Hurray! I just got born!"

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

Egg Buggy

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...