Succulent Collector Gifts

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"I'm glad I decided on the drought-tolerant plants."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

What your house plant says about you...

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

House plants

Old Book Smell

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

Employee of the month...

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'