Succulent Collector Gifts

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"I'm glad I decided on the drought-tolerant plants."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Plant Lady

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'What do you mean I don't take time to smell the flowers?'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

'And what makes you think this is hostile terrain, Hank?'

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

House plants

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

Employee of the month...

"Catching butterflies is fun!"

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

'I knew the day would come when we'd regret moving next door to a genetic research facility.'

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Florist delivers Cactus to Man on Bed of Nails