Seed Scatterer Gifts

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Bird Torture.

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Dandelion * Not Included

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

'First weeds of spring.'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!

"Leftover seeds."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"Funny you should say that because it's the hair on your chinny, chin ,chin I'm here about"

Fruit Bowl

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

"This cheap wine doesn't have a cork to smell, but the label is scratch and sniff."

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

Garden Supplies Special sale

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

"I gave at the office!"

'Mam, we're from the Monsanto Corporation. Your tomato plant is in violation of a number of copyrights.'