Seed Swapper Gifts

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Bird Torture.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'First weeds of spring.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"How?"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

The first day of spring has finally arrived! The only think I'll miss about winter is curling up under a warm blanket straight out of the dryer on a frigid night.

'I'm coping.'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

"I'm ready to switch"

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

Dandelion * Not Included

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'