Seed Swapper T-Shirts

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Bird Torture.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'First weeds of spring.'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"How?"

'This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing. It's salty.'

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I'm coping.'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

"I'm ready to switch"

'I think sugar substitutes are fattening. Have you noticed that people who use them are usually overweight?'

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Pssst...hey, buddy, I got the good stuff for all your urban farming needs!'

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

Person shovelling snow remembering the past

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

"Say - this electronic bourbon isn't bad."

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

'...and a boiled potato,a pinch of garlic,stirring constantly and then...'

"Still stuck in the past there, Jim?"