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'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

'No no Mr. Peters, you are not being outsourced. You are being virtualised in 'the cloud'.'

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"What the hell sort of convenient new feature is this?"

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'I got a job working for Google Earth.'

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

Wha about trying another antivirus?

"Ruddy AI. Bad enough to be replaced by a computer, never mind a COFFEE MAKER."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When I was a kid there was no internet. If you wanted to bully someone, you had to do it to their face."

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'Ms. Haskell, as we transition to paperless, do you think I should carry a briefcase or laptop...or both?'

A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.

SF NO

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

Musk's Twitter

"Are you George or his AI replacement?"

Office Bldg. Being replaced by a computer is one thing, but an app is really humiliating.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"I'd trade, but peanut butter sticks to my tongue stud."

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'I'm coping.'

"You new guys should fit in working here."

The Joads of Silicon Valley in Kiwis of Wrath

'I was downsized. My job is now being performed by my boss's smart phone.'

A bee staring at a computer screen image of a flower