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"This is so much better than book club."

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

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"You know, we've given this same bottle back and forth to each other for so long that it's probably pretty good by now."

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

'I'm coping.'

'Look what the ice cream man gave me for your iPhone!'

'I swapped the piano for Stewie's guitar.'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

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'How would you have played that last ball?'

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

'I have no money to pay my tab, but I will give you a free reading of my novel.'

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Mr. Maynard, had you heard that Sean Hannity is coming to the Civic Auditorium? Naturally. I have two tickets to his speech. Would you like to join me? Would you like me to join you? Of course. That's why I asked. Good, then my ticket will be free. Well played, stingy entrepreneur. You're kind to notice.

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'Please put down that photo of Cindy Crawford, ma'am.'

Lil' Free Library/Skert-Skert

We'll drive to Chicago, change cars, drive to Atlanta, change cars, drive to St. Louis, change cars, then we'll drive to Orlando. Car trips with airline managers.

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

Student to other about shredded paper: 'Some of these used textbooks have really been through the grind.'

'Trade you my Clark contract for your Dickenson file.'

"I always enjoy our talks."

'Would that make you feel better?'

The doctor and the mechanic barter

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

'Hello. I'm Willy. Tommy and I have exchanged homes.'

'How do you like the dog I got for my wife?'

'It will be a 'staycation' this year. Instead of running with the bulls of Pamplona, we'll be running with the bulls of wall street.'

You wearing one of your sister's dresses again?