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Bench clearing brawl, $5.

Wha about trying another antivirus?

Now Playing: Christmas ? The Ultimate feel-Good Musical!

"Excuse me, but I think you're in my seat."

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'I'm coping.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'If you're in short pants it's only 50p. Long pants £1.'

Welcome to Stupidity Night, Pay Full Price and Get In Free.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Mr. Evans, it's a speeding ticket. You can't plea insanity.'

"This is so much better than book club."

'I'm doing a 'pet swap'.'

'We accept payment by cash, card or an arm and a leg.'

"I knew this was coming when they introduced computer-generated ticket sales."

Ticket Trout

"I think the tags got switched on our presents."

"How much!!!?!"

'And here's a ticket for speeding in the parking lot.'

'I assumed the warning about nudity referred to the movie.'

"Your tickets are only valid between 9:37 and 09:45 on an alternate Tuesday in a month with an 'R' in it. . . and only on the less-frequent train company. . ."

'This time of year it's all that keeps me sane! I keep the magazine in the bathroom and I've about wore the ink off the pages!'

Russian doll...

"Our fare structure is completely transparent, as anyone with a degree in higher mathematics can see."

'Patience, patience, I'm sure it's in here somewhere...'

Virgin Trains - "Don't they go all the way then?"

Passengers on the underground

Subway Series

The doctor and the mechanic barter