Bird Seed Scatterer Gifts

"I gave at the office!"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

bird interprets modern art

Bird Torture.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Mom says I can become an eviromedalist as soon as I learn how to pronounce it.'

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'First weeds of spring.'

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"Oh my God with the singing!"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Avoid Constant Borrowing

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

"Leftover seeds."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

"Is this the first time you've done this this lark?"

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

Poe at the Park

'Uh-oh, Ben's 'wired' again, I better cut down on his high protein dog food.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'I know botanists are important dear, but I wish I could tell people you had a proper job!'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"I get more respect wearing a uniform."

"I'd like a packet of seeds for a first date, please."

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

Garden Supplies Special sale

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."