Bird Teaser Gifts

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Introducing...Anagraman.

Pets.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Espresso Martini Peacock

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"