Brain Teaser Gifts

the puzzle

"Missing. Pale pink. 1 x 1 inch. Indiscernible neural function. Call 1-800-666-MAGA."

'Go ahead - scintillate. . . give us a sample of your homespun wit.'

Scientist to a preserved head: 'I'm not going to tell you again. No more bites. The hunger is all in your head...'

Light Bulb Moment

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Introducing...Anagraman.

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Rodin's Thinker.

Mensa Does Improv

'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Have you been working out?"

School. I like solving problems with X's and Y's, so I'll probably go into either math or genetics!

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Owl thinks of mathematical equation.

An abacus swimming pool

"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"

Suddenly Paul realised that HE had been the odd one out all along.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

"Caption contest"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

Book store has a book called 'Mind Games,' which is floating magically in the air.

Can you translate that to simple-minded!

How information mingles in our brains

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Whoops..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Do either of you fancy joining our pub quiz team?'