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"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

A Major Refresher Course is in Order.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

Introducing...Anagraman.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'And what part of the formula don't you understand?'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Espresso Martini Peacock

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Have you seen my dad?"

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'Now what?'