Golf Teaser Gifts

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

Golfing Romance

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

I couldn't find my other wig

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

Green Pieces 90% Air

Child on golf course

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Car towing boat driving over bridge. Boat towing car riding under bridge.

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

Cavemen Play Golf.