Traditionalist Teaser Gifts

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

'Is this still America?'

"I love these old decorations!"

Grandma's caf

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Ruddy bloggers!

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Graffiti on guard's horse

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"And do you, Stephanie, promise to love, honor and 'obey'?

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Champagne at the hunt

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'