Golf Teaser Pillows

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

"I'll need a three iron."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

"I'm going to bed, I have an early tee time tomorrow."

When Paul finally emerges, his partner is gone, and he is left to finish the round with a cooler of beer all to himself and no one to catch him cheating.

Golfing Romance

"Sean, are you teasing the seagulls again?"

"So he pulls out a 1 iorn, see? I say to him. Bob I says, not even God can hit a 1 iron. Then, there was a flash of light and boom!"

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

"Is it too late for me to go back to the old ladies bike basket?"

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

'Gloria, tell my nine-o'clock to go to hell.'

Green Pieces 90% Air

Child on golf course

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off, on demand?'

Car towing boat driving over bridge. Boat towing car riding under bridge.

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

'A remote controlled golf ball! Yes, of course!'

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

Cavemen Play Golf.

Golfer sees three camels going across a bunker.