Bird Seed Curator Gifts

bird interprets modern art

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Humming Bird's Hum.

Dreams of Spring...

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'But they get attached to me!'

Dreaming of Spring (Onslaught of the garden catalogs).

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

Wheat Watchers

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

"You've got to try some of this heirloom watermelon. It's full of seeds."

'Good news. They're looking at seed catalogues.'

Eww..Oh no, it's ok. It's just a hedgehog!

Autumn: The Earth's axis begins to tilt away from the sun. The nights grow longer and the daisies grow shorter.

"I gave at the office!"

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

'Good grief. What did you put in the bird feeder?'

"Hope they don't discover my secret worm stash."

Birdcage Tax Demand.

'Forgive them, Lord. They know not what they do.'

"The food here is great, but the service is a little slow."

'...And I bet fatcats don't moan on about the price of birdseed.'

"Dear, lay off the birdseed for a while.