Birdseed Benefactor Gifts

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

bird interprets modern art

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

Adapting to global warming.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

"I think the birds are hungry Jane..."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

'Are you a friend or a relative of the bird?'

Bird watching TV

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

'So what if you're a breeding program baby: I'm an IVF baby but we both have loving parents and zookeepers...'

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

Poe at the Park

"That may be, but if you-know-who loses his protected status we're all out on our butts."

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

"If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, you're overfeeding the birds!"

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"I followed the recipe and this is where it led me."

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

"You're gonna make PETA's most wanted list."

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

'Take me to your feeder.'

Death in park

"Polly wants a pardon!"