Bird Seed Specialist Gifts

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

bird interprets modern art

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Humming Bird's Hum.

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

Bird watching TV

'She lithpth!'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

Wild Bird Sanctuary

"I gave at the office!"

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

'Take me to your feeder.'

'I didn't say a squirrel was on our bird feeder again...I said Earl was on our bird feeder again!'