Bird Seed Specialist Gifts

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

bird interprets modern art

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Will you stop! You know that freaks me out!'

"Aren't you getting a little carried away with this herbal medicine, Doctor?"

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Humming Bird's Hum.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

Avoid Constant Borrowing

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

'I Egret that I will have to decline.'

'She lithpth!'

Bird watching TV

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

"I hate having my calls monitored."

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

Polly Foundation...Funds for bird research: 'He invesred his plunder well, and was devoted to his parrot.'

Wild Bird Sanctuary

"I gave at the office!"

'I know there are worms around here somewhere...I just can't put my finger on it. Probably because I don't have one.'

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"

'Take me to your feeder.'