Birdseed Supplier Gifts

"Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely on him."

bird interprets modern art

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

A woman breaks a loaf of bread into breadcrumbs for the ducks.

A Carrot: 'Who's a pretty farmer then?'

'You should see the bird feeder I built. It's 100% squirrel proof.'

Couldn't we just rend a second place down south?

'I'm not comfort eating . . . she's comfort feeding.'

The origin of the Easter Bunny/ Easter egg connection

Poe at the Park

Birdbath & Beyond

'She lithpth!'

Bird watching TV

'Stop me if you've heard this one before.'

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"He doesn't talk much but he does some amazing impressions."

'George! Come and look at your squirrel-proof feeder!'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'For rent'

Harold had no idea that his days of free meals were over. . .

"I gave at the office!"

Death in park

Ducks strangled by bagels. Park keeper says: 'Perhaps bagels were not the best option.'

Man filling bird feeder is being watched by birds.

"She's putting out more bird seed. Get ready for some binge watching!"