Birdseed Buff Gifts

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Prize vegetables.

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

bird interprets modern art

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Bumble Bee

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

A drooping plant is watered via an IV tube.

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Plant Parenthood...

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'Let's go to the Horticultural Show and taste the exotic flowers...'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Balding gnomes

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Bird Watching with Binoculars