Birdseed Sommelier Gifts

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

bird interprets modern art

Just the one...

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

The Cat's Alarm Clock

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

"I'll tell you the same thing everybody's telling Donald Trump - stop your damn tweeting!"

Musician

'I started whistling classic rock one day and now they won't leave.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

A man conducting a bird in a tree.

'If birds reproduce by laying eggs, what's this BIRDSEED stuff all about?'

"Don't worry, our new hearing aids are very good, and you'll be able to teach her how to sing pitch-perfect..."

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

Snowman

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

Amateurs de vin...

Young boy shows refined taste in champagne

'Stand back! Let the wine breathe.'

Interview a bird.

A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

"Sounds great, but it'll never win a grammy!"

Songbird on Vase

'So many potential customers... unfortunately, they're not credit-worthy.'

'Don't tell me, I know this one. Is it wine?'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

"Composer Aliabiev: Nightingale."

First Tweets of Spring

"Oh, crap. I just managed to get that stupid song out of my head."