Birdseed Broadcaster Gifts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'If only every year was an election year.'

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Dialogue

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

bird interprets modern art

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

Local News in Heaven

'Och lye the news'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Malcolm Sargent

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"This just in — I no longer have a job."