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A nun feeds a flock of angels in the park.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Polly txt speak

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Dialogue

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

bird interprets modern art

Sci-Fi Museum. New Exhibit. H.G. Wells War of the Worlds. In 1938, Orson Welles broadcast "War of the Worlds," a radio drama about aliens from Mars invading earth. The radio drama was presented as a series of fake news reports about devastation caused by the invading aliens. Many listeners turned in to the program mid-roadcast and thought the news reports were real. Widespread panic ensued. Wow! Orson Welles caused all that panic with a radio program. Just imagine what he could have don

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"What did you think was going to happen when you filled the feeder with lasagna?"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Local News in Heaven

'Och lye the news'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Malcolm Sargent

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'NBC has revealed plans for a new, humorous version of The Office.'

It's not a bad planet -- Their talk shows make it seem a lot worse than it is.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."